Who Is The Gilmore?
In the words of Christopher Walken, "I just say...whatever I want."
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Basic Supplementation for Dummies
Monday, July 25, 2011
Reconciling Bodybuilding With God
Monday, April 25, 2011
Enclosed: An Insignificant Cultural Rant
Friday, April 22, 2011
Warning: Bible Content. In Which I Say Things Relating to the Bible.
What primarily stuck out to me were Romans 1:20-21, 32. "20For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. 21For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks, but they became futile in their speculations, and their foolish heart was darkened...32and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them" (NASB).
In the full context of Romans 1:18-32, it is clearly evident that Paul is referring to those who do not believe in God. John Piper takes this one step further, applying it even to those who believe. If you take a moment to carefully examine your heart, you know very well it's an accurate assessment, particularly verse 32. We are constantly ignoring God and approving the actions of this world. You do it, I do it, and I'm willing to wager John Piper does it. And we do it every day.
But first, let's examine our inward selves, "for out of the overflow of his heart his mouth speaks." In verse 21 we read "For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks." We'll make it easy and just think about today. I'll take it for granted that you gave thanks for the food God has given you today. You probably even gave thanks for the air you breathe. But think harder. Did you thank Him for the abnormally short line at Starbucks today? Or, as may be the case, the egregiously long line? Neither did I (I didn't go to Starbucks today, but I digress). Now let me be clear. I am not suggesting that every breath, every bite of food, or every whatever you want is cause for stopping and praying "God, thank you for this blah blah blah." We would never be able to do anything else. But too often we take positive events for granted, and the seemingly negative events affect our hearts too, well, negatively. In each of these situations, God has some kind of plan. That long line at Starbucks may have kept you from having the time to buy that donut you know you shouldn't have. It may not even be for your sake. Maybe the bloke behind you won't be having that donut now. And we both know he doesn't need it. So if you ever remember that you're forgetting God (hello paradox, my old friend), take some time to thank Him for whatever He may be doing that you may not perceive.
Now that we've taken some time to thank God (go on if you haven't, I'll wait), we'll take a look at verse 32. "And although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them." Prior to this, Paul gives a lengthy list of what "such things" are (Paul loves lists). At the beginning of verse 29, Paul gives a general criteria for the list, "being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil." It doesn't require very much thought to realize this covers all of sin. If you've noticed, we still commit sin fairly often. And we most assuredly "know the ordinance of God." Thank God He did that whole dying for our sins thing, eh?
Now let's go further. Paul states that not only do we sin, "but also give hearty approval to those who practice them [sins]." Every time we swear with our friends, or laugh at that raunchy joke, we are not only sinning in our own heart, but we are encouraging the sins of others. If the group is full of Christian brothers and sisters, we're adding to a heaping pile of stumbling blocks. If it's a group of unbelievers, we are hiding our light from the world. The very light which Christ calls us to shine. The commission to confess God to the world is put on the back burner. We are confessing the world itself. We are taking on the yoke of an unbelieving world. This is in direct defiance to Christ, who says to "take My yoke upon you." We are burdening ourselves with what the world desires, what the world finds hilarious. We must instead burden ourselves with Christ. We worry ourselves too much with making the Gospel "attractive" that we neglect to display the Gospel at all. There is a medium between "why did the chicken go to church" and "your mom" (unless your mom brought some chicken feed). Between contemporary Christian music (which I can't stand, but I digress) and sacrificing a goat on stage. We must show by our lives, by our actions, by our words, that we do not live by this world; we live in it.
So as we go about our days, we must always strive to focus our minds on Christ. In our heart of hearts, we must have a spirit of thankfulness so we may let our lights shine outward, "that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven." May the peace of God be with you.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Of the Business Ramifications of Babies
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Transitioning to a Larger University
1. The Culture
As I began writing this section, I quickly created a fairly lengthy rant. For the interest of readers (and my own sanity), I will craft that monologue into a separate post. I will make the point here more concise.
There are a little over 1000 students at UAT, most of them male. These students tend to spend a ridiculous amount of time with video games, and have a common trend of social awkwardness. Education takes a backseat to unproductive games. I am not saying video games are inherently evil, but anything that means so little to progress needs to be done in moderation. The social ineptitude of the students is particularly troublesome for the women that attend, who number less than 100 the last time I checked. During the orientation weeks, the new girls are followed by anywhere between 5 and 20 nerds that have no idea how to talk to a girl. The girls are pretty much stalked to various degrees. Some of them love the attention, and others are genuinely uneasy. Of course, there are a good number of awesome people in the upper classes, but I personally could not remain in a school with such a high density of "creepers."
The last figures I saw for ASU numbered the population somewhere for 50,000 with a roughly 50/50 split in the male/female ratio. The university offers a broad range of academic pursuits, and does not specifically target any particular social group. This brings a great diversity of cultures that makes the school rich with social knowledge. With ASU's academic reputation, you also tend to get students that take their education a bit more seriously. Of course, people will often place immediate gratification over the long run. Combined with the ease of high school, you get a good deal of students that party too much and sacrifice their grades. The difference here is, the students tend to pick up their grades over time, something I rarely noticed at UAT.
2. Class Structure
I can not speak for every class at ASU, but a good deal of them are lecture-based classes that can seat hundreds of students. The maximum I ever saw at UAT was maybe 30 students, but most were around 15. With UAT, you tend to get more personalized care from the professor. This is it's greatest strength, but one of it's greatest weaknesses. I noticed that many classes would scale back the difficulty to the ability of the laziest students. This cheats everyone. The greatest students have no incentive to hone their skills in class. The worst get through with a degree if they did the bare minimum work they were given, but are complacent and have no chance at a job in their chosen field. They are useless.
This does not exist in the lecture-based class. The lazy students have no interaction with the professor. Only the ambitious approach the professor, avoiding any undue influence by the students that refuse to succeed. If you want to pass the class, you have to do your work. In the W.P. Carey School of Business at ASU, you have to be damn good at your work. The economy is unforgiving to those who don't know what they are doing. That's the government's job, but I digress. Only the strong survive here.
Despite the large number of students in a single class, the professors are still approachable. Each of them have office hours for the students to come in and pick their brains. Aside from this, they have students assistants that are capable of helping reinforce their material outside the classroom. For the students with a drive for their future, the resources are available to accelerate that drive.
3. Workload
In high school, the bulk of my classes were AP courses. As much as I tried to get away with not studying, I still had to do it in order to pass the classes, let alone the AP tests at the end. At UAT, my studying took a roaring halt. With the aforementioned decrease in difficulty, I could easily slide through most of my classes. At ASU, I do not have this illusionary luxury. For every test I have had to take, I have had to study for. While the concepts make sense to me, I still need to ingrain them into my head. I need to work harder than I ever have in order to get my degree. From this, I am going to come out of the university knowing what I'm doing, and will have the ability to apply it to my career. At UAT, I saw far too many students that could slide through with a degree but nothing to show for it. I could see an artist graduate but somehow have no portfolio of work. If you don't have a portfolio, you can't be an artist. UAT is essentially a degree mill for many of its majors. Degrees from ASU actually mean something.
Any university will be what you make of it, but some things can make it more substantial. I got a lot out of UAT. I would not trade the experiences or the friendships I made for the world. But these last few months have been a greater educational journey than any I have had before. In my next post, I plan to expand on the cultural nuances of UAT that were the overall tipping point for my exit from the university.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Cultural Commando
Very little introduction is necessary for Arnold Schwarzenegger. The mere mention of his difficult name will encourage a frenzy of movie quotes mimicking his iconic accent. For bodybuilders, it will also bring compliments on his physique and the bodybuilding documentary Pumping Iron. Californians will envision their former governor, and metal enthusiasts will bang their heads to the tribute bands Austrian Death Machine and ArnoCorps. Arnold has had a major effect on many aspects of culture, and is arguable the most influential celebrity in America.
Arnold’s most obvious influence has been in the action movie genre. According to IMDB, Arnold has appeared in 41 films, and is rumored to make an appearance in the upcoming sequel to The Expendables. If you were to sit in the theater during the premier of the first movie’s trailer, you would likely here the joyous shouts of many men as Arnold appeared on screen. This is excitement stemmed from his extensive career in the movie industry. His first film was the laughably terrible Hercules in New York in 1969. His big break came in the 1982 film Conan the Barbarian, but his most well known role has been in the Terminator series. Since the first film’s release, it has spawned three sequels with more rumored to come, a slew of video games, and an abundance of toys. While his appearance in the movies is an obvious explanation to their success, Arnold made a major alteration to the first film that is likely the underlying cause. Originally, James Cameron had wanted Arnold to play as the protagonist Kyle Reese. Arnold requested the role of the Machine instead, much to the chagrin of Cameron. Arnold’s reply was to “trust me,” and history was made. The Terminator series also saw the introduction of his most quoted line, “I’ll be back,” which has been used in many of his films since. The film Last Action Hero even poked fun at his expected use of the phrase. It could be argued, however, that Arnold is not the largest influence on the film industry. Sylvester Stallone has acted in an mind-blowing 58 films and directed, wrote, and produced numerous others, including The Expendables. Sylvester Stallone invokes renditions of “Eye of the Tiger,” visions of .50 cal machine guns mowing down Vietnamese with boxing gloves, and cries of “Adrian!” While Stallone’s fame is hard to ignore, it is harder to quantify. Sure, he starred in and created more films, but how many of them are well known? The Rocky and Rambo series are his major hitters. Arnold can claim Conan, The Terminator, Total Recall, Kindergarten Cop, and many others. Arnold shows a greater, if only slightly, influence on the industry.
A great factor in Arnold’s movie career has been his gigantic physique. Since 1970, he has won five Mr. Universe titles and seven Mr. Olympia titles. However, many considered bodybuilding to be an “oddball sport.” It was not until the 1977 documentary Pumping Iron that bodybuilding became so popular. Between some of the film’s staged scenes and Arnold’s witticisms, bodybuilding took off as an accepted lifestyle choice. Bodybuilding remains vastly popular today (though the proper science thereof is lost on most). In the words of Andrew Sullivan, Arnold “did a deeply American thing: he took a bohemian subculture and infused it with the hard-edged, competitive ethos of capitalism. He has played the popular culture with unerring skill ever since.” Amongst the bodybuilding culture, one scene of the film in particular has stuck, despite its exaggeration. In an interview in the film, Arnold equates the pump acquired the gym with an orgasm. While Arnold states in a later commentary that he was joking to sensationalize the film, many bodybuilders believe he was serious about the claim. Arnold’s presence in the film certainly embedded the documentary in the minds of many.

Schwarzenegger rocking a barbell curl and bert-stared by a scrawny man.
In a temporary retirement from acting, Arnold served as the Governor of California from 2003 to 2011. Many Americans fail to follow state elections across the United States, let alone for their own state. The 2003 elections, however, were widely televised, due to Arnold’s monumental celebrity status. As the 2003 elections were a recall of former Governor Gray Davis, many have dubbed the event as a “Total Recall” in honor of one of Arnold’s films. Arnold’s status made him better known to the people than many candidates, helping to contribute to a grassroots trend of campaigning, in which the people feel a more personal connection to a candidate. Arnold’s campaign signs never called for people to vote for him, but to “join” him, harboring a strong sense of group cause. Of course, Arnold is not the only actor to turn politician. In fact, he isn’t even the most influential. Before his tenure as the 40th President of the United States, Ronald Reagan enjoyed his own stint as an actor. While Reagan did not hold the same level of notoriety in film as the Governator, he certainly had a greater influence on the United States and the world in the political realm.
With Arnold’s extensive influence in multiple fields, it should come as no surprise that he has inspired music, as well. Currently, there are at least two metal-based bands created in tribute to the behemoth: ArnoCorps and Austrian Death Machine. ArnoCorps does not openly admit their dedication to Arnold, preferring to claim such songs as “Terminator” and “Commando” are in homage to Austrian lore, which have been “bastardized for cinematic exploitation in big-budget Hollywood blockbuster.” Between the song titles, the Austrian decent of the band, and the truncated use of Arnold’s name in the name of their band, it is obvious who their inspiration truly is. Austrian Death Machine is the side project of Tim Lambesis, front man for the very popular Christian metal band As I Lay Dying. Lambesis says the inspiration came from a discussion backstage regarding how great it would be to have fans rush the stage to sing Arnold’s one-liners. This obviously made an impression on the singer, as he began writing songs a year later for what became the album Total Brutal. The songs consist of Arnold quotes screamed by Lambesis and spoken by an Arnold impersonator. While Arnold’s movies are the main subject matter, Lambesis recognizes his other roles as well. The intro to Total Brutal is presented by “the Govenator, also known as the gummy bear of Candy Cornia…Mr. Universe, and the greatest actor in the world.” Since then, there has been one additional album release, Double Brutal, and a Christmas EP, A Very Brutal Christmas. No other actor can say they have inspired two successful bands, let alone have the material for multiple albums consisting almost entirely of their one-liners.
Arnold Schwarzenegger had clearly had a great influence on American culture in many ways. He has been a world-renowned actor and a musical inspiration. He is largely responsible for the popularity of bodybuilding, a sport that many had previously shunned. His most recent foray has been into the world of politics as the Governor of California. While he is certainly not the most influential celebrity in the political realm, his significant contribution to politics, music, fitness, and film add up to a level of cultural influence that few but religious figures can claim. For Arnold, the greatest things in life are to crush your political enemies under your feet, to take their ticket money and their bodies, and to hear the lamentation of their music.